Sunday, July 10, 2005
kalifornya gurls...
warning this may tip some peoples perspective of me, or may be offended by the following post. i am going to say "please dont continue if you find fowl language and general guy stuff offensive" but you will still read so... i am sorry in advance
took a trip down the big ass hill i live on. my new roommate jentzen came with. we got a bite to eat at zpizza (it rocks) and hung out in the plaza for a bit. we planned on taking a bus back up the hill because its a long hike, but neither of us knew the routes well. we just decided to hang at the bus stop and ask people or the driver about the routes. well while waiting a series of beautiful females graced our presence. well i am young and eager (jentzen is married) so i got ballzy and asked the different groups if we could get a ride up the hill... not once, not twice, but three times i was turned down. i know i know my momma wouldn't agree to me hitchhiking in kalifornya but come on whats the worst that coulda happend? hell some my age would hope for some bad stuff to happen to them while getting a ride from these females. anyways the third set was what tipped it for me, the first two didn't have me down much or hurt my ego. this third one though, grrrr
the two get out their car while we sit on the bench they walk by, and i ask "are you going to be long?". immediate response to me was "uh, yeah!". she already knew we were going to talk to her, and she was ready for us. this blonde bimbo though soo much of herself that she couldnt even look at me. those of you that know me, know i am not very threatening, hell she coulda took me on and won. anyways i was peeved. i was telling jentzen how much of a bitch she was. i told him this is why i am not into blondes that much (yes i am stereotyping, sue me) and that she is living up to every blonde bimbo from kali stereotype out there. but this isnt the kicker. under 5 mins and they are back out and walk right by again. i politely said "sorry if i came off wrong, but i was just going to ask for a ride".. immediate response "i wasnt going to give you a ride anyways". that did it. she went from bitch to that word that most females hate, the word that really shakes ground in most females pysche.... i am not daring enough to type that word and actually publish it, going to leave it up to you to fill the blank.
so as it stands this is the worst day for me in kalifornya. i have had bad days a work, i have messed up and done stupid things but none of that matters. my general consensus of kalifornya as of now sucks. all the people i know are super cool, but guess what. not even 20% of them are actually from kalifornya. so sorry beth but so far i am not impressed. actually it could be cause san clemente is a right wing haven of military families and/or elitist real estate scum bags that claim this is the best place to live because its 30 miles from the nearest faultline.
here do i really look that intimidating?
is it my new hair style?
or is cause i actually dont have a car, and i look like a bum when i hitchhike?
someone please let me know! i can take the criticism, really
wow 3 posts in one day.. this is fun. hehe i think i am actually understanding the blog idea :) its fun
lastly i have really been digging these guys lately
postal service
yeah mom check them out, right up your alley
Hey, hair looks good Steve. Hope all is going well for ya, the secenery looks nicer then here in Florida, I am going to check out Charlie and the Chocolae Factory and hopefully get a peep of the trailer. Do you think that Barnyard will endup a Nickelodeon cartoon show? just wondering. When will be the best days, in your opinion to go to Siggraph, (the site is currently down:( )I am going to buy tickets this week and I am planning to leave Sunday and comback Wedenday, but I want to catch as much XSI stuff as I can.
Well as for the gurls, I know why they cam back. The blonde had originally had an idead/thought and forgot so she told her freinds to go back and help her look for it;because thing like that do not happen very often.
Take care Steve
Ray
OK, Steven, you asked. So here's a semi private answer in a fairly public place. I thought about mentioning something to both you and Norbert last Summer when we made a couple of trips to Home Depot together. The way you guys acted towards the girls at the store was not flattering. It was the way a guy alone would never act, especially one as nice as you or Norbert, but somehow when there is more than one of you, the monster is unleased. That's never going to get you anywhere with anyone you'd actually want to meet. There's something threatening about having one much less two guys openly making comments about you or worse yet trying to make you talk to them. And actually having them ask you to let them in your car to drive them somewhere?! Are you crazy! Not all bad guys look like Ted Kaczynski. Remember Dennis Rader, the BTK guy fit in perfectly with the local church council and the boyscouts. If I were in that girl's family I would be so relieved to know that she didn't let two strange guys into her car. Growing up in California, I too hitchhiked a couple of times before I got a car. Some of those guys ended up being so creepy I'm truly lucky to be sitting here typing today. The only way I could make the whole bus stop scenario seem normal would be something like this....You see the same girl everyday at the same time while you're waiting for the bus. You guys always smile and say hi. After about a week of this you finally say, "I'm only going up the hill. We're practically old friends by now! Are you still going to make me wait for the bus?" See the difference?
-Beth
thanks beth.. i see. still she had ZERO manners, and i was the only one speaking to them. a simple "sorry, no" would have made it fine...
no biggie, it felt good to write about it..
Man, Beth has something there...I actually see the difference now! I'm going to stop drooling put away my primeval club and ask the question to her mind when aproaching women. Bad day?!? Shot down 20 times in one night and still smiling...beat that Steve. And i'm not talking about bullets.
It builds character.ha ha
yes beth does.. thats why i like her so much and i welcome her to join in on my blog. she can always put my over opinionated, unreasonable, unmature thoughts and actions into perspective for me..
in our short 8 months together i have really grown because of her. this is why i still talk to her almost every week.
ask ray about her, they enjoy going back and forth on my blog :)
i have a different view of that situation as of now because of her post.. thanks beth
No problem. I'm just trying to give the female perspective here and who knows? Maybe she really was just a right wing, military brat, elitist snob who was afraid to let you see the interior of her car, what with all of the "W" stickers and O.C. memorabilia! She's probably just relocated to San Clemente recently from Sunnydale! (That's the hell mouth for all of you non-Buffy fans.) :)
-Beth
I agree with Beth. You could have gone about it a different way. Start off with something like, hey ladies. Instead of straight out are you guys gonna be long. BUT she didn't have to be such a bitch, you look to sweet and innocent. Love the pics, especially you folding socks!
-Veronica
you do look sort of murderish in the last photo
hey thanks keto... i will have my ride soon enough. then i can forget worrying if i look like a psycho when i hitchhike
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took a trip down the big ass hill i live on. my new roommate jentzen came with. we got a bite to eat at zpizza (it rocks) and hung out in the plaza for a bit. we planned on taking a bus back up the hill because its a long hike, but neither of us knew the routes well. we just decided to hang at the bus stop and ask people or the driver about the routes. well while waiting a series of beautiful females graced our presence. well i am young and eager (jentzen is married) so i got ballzy and asked the different groups if we could get a ride up the hill... not once, not twice, but three times i was turned down. i know i know my momma wouldn't agree to me hitchhiking in kalifornya but come on whats the worst that coulda happend? hell some my age would hope for some bad stuff to happen to them while getting a ride from these females. anyways the third set was what tipped it for me, the first two didn't have me down much or hurt my ego. this third one though, grrrr
the two get out their car while we sit on the bench they walk by, and i ask "are you going to be long?". immediate response to me was "uh, yeah!". she already knew we were going to talk to her, and she was ready for us. this blonde bimbo though soo much of herself that she couldnt even look at me. those of you that know me, know i am not very threatening, hell she coulda took me on and won. anyways i was peeved. i was telling jentzen how much of a bitch she was. i told him this is why i am not into blondes that much (yes i am stereotyping, sue me) and that she is living up to every blonde bimbo from kali stereotype out there. but this isnt the kicker. under 5 mins and they are back out and walk right by again. i politely said "sorry if i came off wrong, but i was just going to ask for a ride".. immediate response "i wasnt going to give you a ride anyways". that did it. she went from bitch to that word that most females hate, the word that really shakes ground in most females pysche.... i am not daring enough to type that word and actually publish it, going to leave it up to you to fill the blank.
so as it stands this is the worst day for me in kalifornya. i have had bad days a work, i have messed up and done stupid things but none of that matters. my general consensus of kalifornya as of now sucks. all the people i know are super cool, but guess what. not even 20% of them are actually from kalifornya. so sorry beth but so far i am not impressed. actually it could be cause san clemente is a right wing haven of military families and/or elitist real estate scum bags that claim this is the best place to live because its 30 miles from the nearest faultline.
here do i really look that intimidating?
is it my new hair style?
or is cause i actually dont have a car, and i look like a bum when i hitchhike?
someone please let me know! i can take the criticism, really
wow 3 posts in one day.. this is fun. hehe i think i am actually understanding the blog idea :) its fun
lastly i have really been digging these guys lately
postal service
yeah mom check them out, right up your alley
Hey, hair looks good Steve. Hope all is going well for ya, the secenery looks nicer then here in Florida, I am going to check out Charlie and the Chocolae Factory and hopefully get a peep of the trailer. Do you think that Barnyard will endup a Nickelodeon cartoon show? just wondering. When will be the best days, in your opinion to go to Siggraph, (the site is currently down:( )I am going to buy tickets this week and I am planning to leave Sunday and comback Wedenday, but I want to catch as much XSI stuff as I can.
Well as for the gurls, I know why they cam back. The blonde had originally had an idead/thought and forgot so she told her freinds to go back and help her look for it;because thing like that do not happen very often.
Take care Steve
Ray
OK, Steven, you asked. So here's a semi private answer in a fairly public place. I thought about mentioning something to both you and Norbert last Summer when we made a couple of trips to Home Depot together. The way you guys acted towards the girls at the store was not flattering. It was the way a guy alone would never act, especially one as nice as you or Norbert, but somehow when there is more than one of you, the monster is unleased. That's never going to get you anywhere with anyone you'd actually want to meet. There's something threatening about having one much less two guys openly making comments about you or worse yet trying to make you talk to them. And actually having them ask you to let them in your car to drive them somewhere?! Are you crazy! Not all bad guys look like Ted Kaczynski. Remember Dennis Rader, the BTK guy fit in perfectly with the local church council and the boyscouts. If I were in that girl's family I would be so relieved to know that she didn't let two strange guys into her car. Growing up in California, I too hitchhiked a couple of times before I got a car. Some of those guys ended up being so creepy I'm truly lucky to be sitting here typing today. The only way I could make the whole bus stop scenario seem normal would be something like this....You see the same girl everyday at the same time while you're waiting for the bus. You guys always smile and say hi. After about a week of this you finally say, "I'm only going up the hill. We're practically old friends by now! Are you still going to make me wait for the bus?" See the difference?
-Beth
thanks beth.. i see. still she had ZERO manners, and i was the only one speaking to them. a simple "sorry, no" would have made it fine...
no biggie, it felt good to write about it..
Man, Beth has something there...I actually see the difference now! I'm going to stop drooling put away my primeval club and ask the question to her mind when aproaching women. Bad day?!? Shot down 20 times in one night and still smiling...beat that Steve. And i'm not talking about bullets.
It builds character.ha ha
yes beth does.. thats why i like her so much and i welcome her to join in on my blog. she can always put my over opinionated, unreasonable, unmature thoughts and actions into perspective for me..
in our short 8 months together i have really grown because of her. this is why i still talk to her almost every week.
ask ray about her, they enjoy going back and forth on my blog :)
i have a different view of that situation as of now because of her post.. thanks beth
No problem. I'm just trying to give the female perspective here and who knows? Maybe she really was just a right wing, military brat, elitist snob who was afraid to let you see the interior of her car, what with all of the "W" stickers and O.C. memorabilia! She's probably just relocated to San Clemente recently from Sunnydale! (That's the hell mouth for all of you non-Buffy fans.) :)
-Beth
I agree with Beth. You could have gone about it a different way. Start off with something like, hey ladies. Instead of straight out are you guys gonna be long. BUT she didn't have to be such a bitch, you look to sweet and innocent. Love the pics, especially you folding socks!
-Veronica
you do look sort of murderish in the last photo
hey thanks keto... i will have my ride soon enough. then i can forget worrying if i look like a psycho when i hitchhike
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